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The World’s First Trans Figure Skating Routine Did Not Go According To Plan
At the opening ceremony of the European Figure Skating Championships in Finland, the world’s first transgender figure skater made a huge mistake. The former Finnish male skater, Markku-Pekka Antikainen, now known by the female name Minna-Maaria Antikainen, made a spectacular fall during their debut in the international skating world as the first transgender figure skater.…
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McDonald’s CEO Promising BIG Changes After Customers Say They’re Ready To REVOLT..
Well, folks, the CEO of McDonald’s has had an epiphany! Chris Kempczinski is graciously acknowledging the McFrenzy caused by those pesky high prices at the Golden Arches. What a revelation! In a riveting Monday earnings call, Kempczinski hinted at a newfound concern for the McWallets of the commoners. Brace yourselves for the shocker: there might…
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She Was Trying To Get The Biggest Lips In The World, How That Came To….
She desperately wants to look like a Bratz doll and is willing to do anything about it. The Bulgarian woman has a big dream, literally! 24-year-old Andrea Ivanova wants to have the biggest lips in the world. The native of Sofia, Bulgaria, has already indulged in the 27th round of filling her lips last Christmas…
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OREO COOKIES Caught Trying To Push LGBT Propaganda, And It Totally Backfired…
Oreo, the beloved cookie brand, is under fire from the National Legal and Policy Center (NLPC) for its partnership with PFLAG (formerly Parents & Friends of Lesbians and Gays), a prominent LGBT organization. The NLPC, known for its conservative stance, released an ad and a shareholder proposal criticizing Oreo for aligning itself with what it…
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One Grocery Store Chain Is Done With The Self Checkout Experiment
In an era dominated by self-service checkouts in supermarkets, a grocery chain is breaking the mold by reverting to fully-staffed checkouts. Booths, an upmarket supermarket with 27 stores across Northern England, has opted to bid farewell to most of its self-service tills, prioritizing human interaction and customer service over automation. Often referred to as the…
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Obama Flew Off The Handle After His Family’s DARKEST SECRET Was REVEALED!
Many liberals tend to idolize Barack Obama, likening him to a messiah-like figure. However, a closer examination of his family history reveals a narrative far more intricate than the persona some may wish to project. Family skeletons, often concealed in the shadows, come to light, challenging the narrative surrounding America’s first black president. Delving into…
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Wait, What? California Liberals Proposing A FIFTY Dollar An Hour Minimum Wage [VIDEO]
Hold on to your hats, folks, because according to Rep. Barbara Lee (D-CA), we’re in for a mind-boggling proposal in the debate for one of California’s U.S. Senate seats. Brace yourselves – Lee thinks it’s perfectly reasonable to jack up the minimum wage to a jaw-dropping $50 an hour. Yes, you heard it right, $50!…
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Overnight Dairy Queen Just Enraged Every Liberal With New Warning Sign
There was a time when social media was used to post funny pictures of our kids, adorable pet videos, and of course, the obligatory dinner plate, however, now it has been taken over by social justice warriors. We have all seen these keyboard warriors online with their unchecked virtue signaling and shrill screams that everyone…
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Power Grid Under SERIOUS Threat, Experts Reccomend Solar Generators…
FOX & Friends Features Breakthrough Solar Generator Demand Is Surging – 107,000 Americans Have Already Claimed Theirs… FOX & Friends featured a breakthrough solar generator right before a “polar vortex” sent thousands of Americans into total darkness. Skip Bedell recommended it as the perfect gift to prepare for winter storms. And then BOOM! Demand…
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Demand For Emergency Food RISING, Experts Reccomend Stocking Up…
Our warehouse is overloaded with food kits… and YOU WIN! With all the worries about food shortages, power outages, and natural disasters, it’s no wonder our insanely popular 4Patriots 3-Month Survival Food Kits have sold out over and over again! So, we asked our warehouse manager, Matt, to make all the 3-Month Survival…
